It Ain't Half Hot Mum

The Stars Look Down

The Big League

After a drunken incident, the men try to make up with the local population by organising a football match.

The Big Payroll Snatch

When the men from the concert party are guarding the Army payroll, a local bandit leader tries to lure the Sergeant Major away from the camp.

The Dhobi Wallahs

Trapped behind enemy lines, the members of the concert party have to disguise themselves as dhobi wallahs.

Lead, Kindly Light

To ensure the very existence of the Concert Party the artists have to impress the area commander.

Holidays at Home

Colonel Reynolds and Captain Ashwood are away, leaving the Sergeant Major to put the concert party on a torturous thirsty jungle-survival course, and he puts them on a charge when writing a complaining note. Later, Lofty dreams about the HMS Bounty in Amsterdam and Hague in Holland.

Caught Short

With money missing from the petty cash, it falls on Captain Ashwood to solve the crime.